The Menace from Earth

micspam:

im a witch i mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f word 

dat-soldier:

dioburandou:

1mbps:

dioburandou:

greatjaggi:

Okay you have ten seconds think of an rpg class thats never existed before

Ass devourer, they eat the asses right off of people

What the fuck

OP gave me ten seconds

heard y'all talking rpg classes

fixc:

*takes off the boobs of every humanized lizard or anthro lizard* go… youre free

(Source: 0101011100110110)

scottbaiowulf:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

witchgansey:

like in all fairness, fuck victor frankenstein ,, but tbh if i’d spent a shit ton of time on something and it didn’t turn out exactly how i wanted, i too would go to bed and let the situation go completely out of control, resulting in a body count and vengeance arc, honestly

(Source: 01geyser)

fitzwilliamdarcys:

most bisexuals in the media: suave, Flirtatious 24/7, everyone is in love with them, threesomes

me, an actual Real Life Bisexual: non existent sex life, spills food 24/7, can barely talk to a cardboard cutout,

(Source: johnmulaneysgf)